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The Squash Monster

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.
The squash monster thinks he famous.
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Monster Jamm

by M0n5t3r for higher November 15, 2010
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Shower Monster

Much like a Blanket Monster a Shower Monster is any of the following:
a. A person who is constantly showering
b. A person who uses up all the hot water and leaves others to freeze
c. A person who takes an excessively long time in the shower (A.K.A. Bathroom Monster)
A. Since Bill was a germaphobe he was constantly taking showers, this earned him the nick name 'The Shower Monster.'
B. When Cindy was at camp it seemed as if you was always preceded by a Shower Monster. Not once her entire time there did she get a hot shower.
C. Jose's older sister was such a Shower Monster that often times she didn't leave the bathroom until after breakfast.
by TheBlanketMonster December 28, 2009
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basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010
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Baby monster

baby mama that goes, like, horribly awry, who's, like, really nasty and vengeful.
person 1: You didn't want his baby.

person 2: He was a really nice guy, and I'm sure our kids would have been hot 'cause I would be the mom, but, no, I didn't want to have kids then be a baby monster !
by horse poop July 27, 2011
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WIKI MONSTER

A man/women who's life ambition is to add to every article on every wiki site.

Their habbitat is in libarys or wiki sancturys and dont mix with others who are not one of them. they are disliked by every other group of society and have no sense of humour and take everything way to seriously

wiki monsters are easy to spot as they dont leave their computer they have bloodshot eyes have very pale skin were they dont get any sunlight and are skinny
Dude you seen that nerd in the school libary. Yeah he is a total wiki monster
by Toemas axon November 1, 2010
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sea monster

boy (or claims to be boy) with large features i.e. pussy lips, bubbly nose, but squinty asian eyes
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye

if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly

defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
OMG GUYS we need there's that damned sea monster again, let's get out of river side and hope he didnt see us with his squinty 1/2 asian 1/2 mexican eyes!
by from expirience<3 November 29, 2007
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