Cheese Its

Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangular containers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.

Friend: Hey can I have some of those Cheese its?
Me: No get your own damn box!

by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006

cheese bag

1. A bag which contains cheese
2. Or is it a bag MADE of cheese??
3. A derogatory term given to a familiar person making a stupid comment, or action.
4. An affectionate term for a silly friend!

I can't believe you've just said that, you're such a cheese bag!

by Pink Palace October 6, 2006

Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.

''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''

by Steve_S April 2, 2009

head cheese

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

by Pierre D June 17, 2006

stack cheese

Life from the song "Hip Hop Saved My Life"
and the realization of the song's mention "stack that cheese" by the rogue alchemists.

"He was getting more cheese than a Kodak camera/ Stack like the pancakes from his grandma"

" Stack cheese please. "

by ConsciousWriter January 18, 2008

Cheese Mullet

The result of a guy sitting on the couch eating Cheetos while getting a blow job and running his fingers through the BJ giver's hair.

I was giving Matt a blow job while he sat on the couch watching Laguna Beach, and I ended up with this really crazy cheese mullet!

by NaughtyGirl September 15, 2008

Spend Cheese

Spending money.

"All we do is spend cheese 'cuz we loves the dough, mommy roll more trees fo' its time to go." - Fiesta (Remix)

by david albertson October 24, 2008