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seeing sharks

When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).

See Deeping it.
1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??

2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.
by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019
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Dirty Shark Attack

When a girl wears a rubber hand puppet shark on her hand and beats your dick off while shoving bloody chum in her pussy
Hey you heard about Belinda? She gave everybody at the party a Dirty Shark Attack
by travisbtrippin420 May 15, 2025
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Shark

"Wow I'm surprised shark has no sexual definition on urban dictionary"
by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020
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shark

To shark something/someone is to take something from them.
I'm finna shark your girl.
by 216ki April 19, 2023
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Sharked

To make someone bleed during sex
He sharked me last night
by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020
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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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