Return to Sender

When you shit on someone's dick and they give you anal sex.

Person 1: You'll never guess what me and Tom did last night!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I made like a postman and did Return to Sender!
Person 2: Nice!

by ThePancakeLord33 September 4, 2016

still going to send it

Basically a fail. And send it dude.

Are you guys silly? I'm still going to send it.

by Britt_Nasty August 11, 2017

National Belated Send Nudes Day

Today is the day after Send Nudes day. That means when you learned about it just too late, you scrambled to get women to send you nudes and it didn't work, so now there has to be a whole day dedicated to belated nudes.

Listen Nika, I forgive you for not sending them yesterday, but I can still accept the nudes on account of it being National Belated Send Nudes Day.

by NewYorkMinute May 28, 2018

see a tug send a tug

When exhchanging photos and tug on someones shirt (exposing cleavage) is seen you send a tug back

I was snapping this girl last night i pulled my shirt down and sent “see a tug send a tug” hoping to get nudes

by Caspertheheroghost13 June 25, 2018

Full gummy send

When you eat THC gummy edibles and are high enough to accomplish a difficult feat

I’m about to go full gummy send on this burger.

by Full gummy send August 12, 2018

Full not send

The steps you take to get someone tf off of you

I will full not send this with hopes of her losing interest in me

by Peacheater420 November 4, 2018

Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole

Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.

by jackaufman October 8, 2019