Self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)

A phrase to cover the act of female self masterbation whether internal or external.

Rachel says (02:27): I was masterbating
GlassyDarren says (02:27): Girls call it masturbating? I thought that was a boy word
Rachel says (02:28): Ok then I was performing the act of self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)
GlassyDarren says (02:28): Ah much better
Rachel says (02:31): Yeah I am now thank you ;)

by Natreeba March 28, 2008

Crazy tail self

its a term to describe a person that is as smart as a pet animal although you may still like that person as you would like that pet animal.

"shut up with your crazy tail self omggg"
"yes i love him with his crazy tail self"

by hannahbakersbathwater April 10, 2021

self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.

Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

by der Hahn December 18, 2010

get down with your bad self

to misbehave, to party, to lose control of oneself and do things one shouldn't do, to get in touch with the rebellious part of one's personality

Look at her, she's been screwing every guy she meets! Yeah, she's gettin down with her bad self.

by Roody August 17, 2005

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 06, 2013

do it your own damn self

When you're too afraid to do something so you ask someone else

Harry: can you ask Tomous out for me?
Jim: no, do it your own damn self

by Obama is my senpai June 05, 2016

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying

he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

by bigdaddynat April 22, 2019