Scottsdalian Wrap-up

This is a very difficult task to accomplish, but acquires strength, agility, and extreme thrusting powers. Its when a man thrusts so hard that both testicles jam up in the vagina causing a blood clot in the clitorial area. Thus speaking the man walks away unharmed, on the other hand, the lady wadles away to the E.R. (In much pain....)

NOT RECOMMENDED FOR AMATEUR SEXERS

" Dude i heard that your sister got a Scottsdalian Wrap-up last night and that she had internal bleeding for over a month!!"

" No way man you heard that story!! That was all me man!!! HAHAA sucks for that bitch I never even liked her HA!"

by The Sexifier September 28, 2009

Scott-Acker

A washed up small dick white fat man from Allentown, PA. He lures underage and or young women between the ages of 12-26 into his house. Either by candy, money or buying them shit because he is a pityful washed up momma's boy. Do not fall for his I wanna be friends trick. He will eventually hold something over your head or threaten you to stay in his life. Thankfully God gave him a 1 inch penis so it gives his victims time to escape before he attempts to rape them. He also hires prostitute's and brags about that, so he may alot of STDs. He also abuses his wife that lives in another country because no one can stand him longer than a day. Avoid at all costs do not engage in conversations he will try to abuse you.

Your 1 inch pinch is Scott-Acker?

by Fuk Scott-Acker January 20, 2017

Tom Scott

Inventor of the "Stanger" ; Sitting on your hand until it is numb, then proceed to rub one out. Also known as the Candy Man in Western Pennsylvania and former Vice President of NAMBLA.

Is that guy pulling a Tom Scott in that van full of Boy Scouts?

by Larry Flint August 30, 2013

Scott

Asian-denying, extremely racist, high speed, funny man, who hangs out with Jean-type people. One who gets highly offended when perceived as not funny...non-funniness due to jokes coming from popsicle sticks. Doesn't like "mean-mugs" and fast food very often. Except for Sonic's "badass gravy".

Dude, that joke was sooooo not funny. What are you, a Scott?

Guy #1: Man, I'm so high speed, I'm such a Scott.

Guy #2: No, you're not. Go back to reading popsicle sticks.

Scott: I don't deny being Asian. I'm not Asian.

Jean: How Keanu Reeves of you, Scotttttt.....

by nicnic2 January 23, 2011

Scottishland

Where the Scottishs come from.

Imma glass you right back to Scottishland

by EwMayonnaise March 16, 2008

ScottHemphill

The best husband in the whole world and current incumbent for Best Father of the Year International.

I love ScottHemphill.

by Whitney Hemphill November 2, 2007

Scott

An absolute cunt

You know Scott? He’s an absolute cunt

by SausageAndPasta October 29, 2020