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Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs
"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded
by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
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Mean to a retard

Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to

do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
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Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled
Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown
by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020
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retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.
Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.
by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012
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Retard-Rave

;The Act of dancing like a mentally unstable humanoid when completely alone with very loud music.

;Dancing most likely infront of a computer screen flailing hands and shaking head.

;Usually an act while under the influence of a psychoactive drug, usually performed by an overweight person.
"Matthew is performing his retard-rave again, he thinks he's home alone."

"i think im going home, sit infront of my laptop, and have my own retard-rave, i got glow sticks."
by KotaLSD April 20, 2010
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retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.
"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."
by Terry larod October 27, 2017
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retard martyr

Someone regarded as a leader of his cause even tho he was a twat whilst alive.
If Trump got capped by someone at a rally he'd be a retard martyr
by alphabravosierra June 20, 2016
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