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houston half pipe

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.
I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.
by H-town Go-town January 16, 2014
mugGet the houston half pipemug.
A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.
Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.
by Glitchurr October 12, 2025
mugGet the Put your grandma in the pipe.mug.

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025
mugGet the Blowing out of both ends of the pipemug.

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.
I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.
by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017
mugGet the peter pipe headmug.

pipe

often referred to a gun.
Let me tuck this pipe; the cops bout to pull up.
by intro291 March 7, 2021
mugGet the pipemug.

Pipe Cleaner

When a woman is taking a shit while giving her man a blowjob.
My man gave me one hell of a Pipe Cleaner last night!
by The hottest mom ever May 29, 2023
mugGet the Pipe Cleanermug.

Pipe

Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.
by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019
mugGet the Pipemug.

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