pie wanker

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie

Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!

by NNYGIRL May 5, 2007

french pie

A womans vagina or woolybooga

I finally got me a piece of the pie... french pie.

by gabrishs February 18, 2008

pie slinger

another term used for a pizza delivery guy.

Guy #1: Hey have you seen Fred Roberts lately?

Guy #2: Yeah, he's a pie slinger for pizza hut.

by Sebastian Bonaparte May 12, 2008

ru-pie

A male who is extremely lame,lacking confidence, and is so overly nerdy.
*can also be used ru-rific!

I always ask my friend Mj why he hangs out with that guy ben who is sucha ru-pie.

by buck n bum March 17, 2009

Hot Pie

Is when you heat up your penis in front of a heater for an hour, then do anal with someone and cum inside their poop hole

Guy 1: Gave the Missus a Hot Pie last night, she loved it!
Guy 2: I wish mine would let me give her a Hot Pie

by Helloeverybody99 July 6, 2016

meat pie

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

by owlinasuit October 29, 2015

Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.

Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like

by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020