King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015

Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.

“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”

by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

Stoned

The practice of presenting a (often colourfully painted or adorned) rock or stone at parkrun events in South Africa.

Koos stoned Christine at Hermanus parkrun with a beautiful rock from his homerun.

by Raditsebe January 29, 2022

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

Pulling Stones

He is pulling Stones,when doing a work tasks. Meaning stretching out a easy task like milking the clock in employment.
That's purposely done ...to try to avoid extra duties ... given by a boss

He or she is pulling Stones ....means stretching out easy tasks to avoid extra duties work.
As wasting time ....is not working like sitting around or milk the clock untell time to go home .

by anonymous February 20, 2025

The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.

Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*

by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019

Elemental Stone

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper. The elemental stone is blue and can be used to manipulate reality around ones self.

The elemental stone is mine.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021