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john ha

The act of willingly giving your bros a blowjob because they've had a rough week.
Hey I could really use a John ha
by Cornmuffin391 March 30, 2016
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john ed

A john ed is someone who does wheelies all the way from highton to L1 maccies saying “yes fat bum” to every bird on the way. be careful cos a john ed will deffo stab ye with a pencil if ye don’t watch ye back
“yes fat bum
leg it ye john ed”
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"john cena"

while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot
I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."
by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008
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John Rich

John Rich is the "Rich" of Country duo, Big & Rich. John is incredibly hot, talented and a great singer, songwriter. Big & Rich believe in music without prejudice. They created Muzik Mafia, a collection of various artists that promote and support each other.
John Rich sings, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"!
by Vote for Fred October 30, 2007
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Papa John's

The worst-ever place to work. They'll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you'll actually get to work. You'll work through the busiest part of the day, and they'll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. If you're unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a Papa John's, they'll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (That way they don't have to pay overtime.)

Also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. As a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. They'll do a shitty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they'll still box it and send it to you. And they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. Trust me.
I think my Papa John's pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. Yeah, that's definitely a roach.
by Mustapha February 10, 2006
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John Daly

Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)

1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.
Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."
by JebusOU May 30, 2007
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John Roberts

John Roberts replaced the late William Rehnquist as Chief Justice of the United States.
by dar4652 January 7, 2006
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