e-siren

Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.

Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.

Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.

guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."

by schizo.lounge September 15, 2023

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e-door

The thing that closes when you unfriend or block someone on social media, likeFacebook.

"Don't let the e-door hit you Iin the as in the way out. "

by luvmyreddog October 24, 2018

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E-Wog

Europeans who have evolved to the point that they are capable of using a computer to access the internet and perform astounding feats such as movie piracy.

The E-Wog generally refers to rich, computer-savvy Eastern-Europeans.

By 2050, the cyber world will be overtaken by E-Wogs.

by Hiroki Mori October 31, 2008

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e-Balls

The scenario where a no-name administrative person sends threatening emails based on a lame attempt to pacify the demanding boss.

I got another email from that beyotch in payroll. She grew a pair of e-Balls in this last email.
I'll turn in my expense report when I'm damn good and ready.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

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