Someone or something that is beyond cool or awesome; a person or thing that exceeds the normal description of cool, awesome, excellent or amazing.
by Uncle CC September 29, 2010
Get the cool daddy squidmug. The "cool shoe shine" is something that Noodle tells you to acquire in the song 19-2000. It is unknown what the cool shoe shine is, or the method you are supposed to use to acquire it, but it is clear this object has some importance to Noodle, due to it being one of the few things she can say in English.
by ყззㅜ December 2, 2020
Get the cool shoe shinemug. A person who don't go to church who don't believe in God who smokes weed to be cool everybody knows that's the ultimate sign of coolness smoking it is already cool enough
by Kingofdick March 8, 2020
Get the The ultimate cool personmug. Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009
Get the Cool story, bromug. A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
Get the Cool Story Hanselmug. It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.
by Josh Gishnarr May 1, 2007
Get the sofa king coolmug. by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003
Get the double cool with knobsmug.