Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm

Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020

Mc Noodled

A meth head doing the face tweak and jerking their limbs wildly.

Man, that dude on the corner looks likes he's been Mc Noodled.

by Car eyes January 1, 2022

Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

Noodle

a sorta lanky dude who’s like everyone’s gay but not gay best friend. he probably plays guitar or something else dumb and has an even dumber best friend named goose

imagine being friends with noodle

by uhhhhh just me i guess December 16, 2021

Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

Not My Noodles

When a situation or problem is of none of your concern.

Well, that's your problem. Not my noodles...

by threeleggedcentaur April 22, 2023