Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.
by Vocloid miku December 26, 2022
Get the secret classmug. A class that a person or student( typical a college one) takes that they know will get them an easy A.
A relatively easy class a student takes so it can help bring there GPA.
A relatively easy class a student takes so it can help bring there GPA.
"Last semester , I took Art History as an elective an got an A+ in it. " "Best relief class I ever took and it brought my GPA to 3.0!
by La French October 14, 2016
Get the Relief classmug. 1: (NOUN) A class of which you hate.
2: (VERB) The Act of googling "i hate this class" to find results.
Damn, are you really this bored?
2: (VERB) The Act of googling "i hate this class" to find results.
Damn, are you really this bored?
"Damn bro, I hate this class."
"I hate this class, I can't wait for dismissal."
"I'm so bored, let's google 'i hate this class.'"
"I hate this class, I can't wait for dismissal."
"I'm so bored, let's google 'i hate this class.'"
by I hate this class. Kill me. September 14, 2022
Get the I Hate This Classmug.