small brain

when ur dumb

i had a small brain when i did a test

by shit words September 10, 2020

Guy Brain

The secondary brain that all men have that controls their sexual urges. It often overrides the primary brain.

I'm sorry baby. I must have been thinking with my guy brain instead.

by Tyronius Nomis December 20, 2010

Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.

Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.

by SBCP October 9, 2021

Brain Diarrhea

A severely worse version of a brain fart. When you do or say something extremely stupid or forget something everyone and their mother knows.

Dude, when I was taking that test, I had a really bad brain diarrhea.

by Commander Jacob August 27, 2017

Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 13, 2010

fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.

Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.

by sauj October 30, 2014

baby's brains

When a man grabs his nut-sack, squeezes it from the base of his body, seperating the scrotum with a fist. The balls are in a "streched sack" state, which looks like the brains of a baby. Ball-hair accentuates this optical illution.

Hey look eveyone, baby's brains!!

by muahlamb4 July 31, 2009