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Katie Theatrics are in play when a lovely woman insists you call her by so many different versions of the base name Kate that your best bet is often to say “hey you,” with a smile.
Katie Theatrics,
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A person who so frequently changes their name, appearance or interests that it’s confusing to others. Can we please leave the persona remakes to Celebrities?
Katie Theatrics are in play when a lovely woman insists you call her by so many different versions of the base name Kate that your best bet is often to say “hey you,” with a smile.
Katie Theatrics,
Definition:
A person who so frequently changes their name, appearance or interests that it’s confusing to others. Can we please leave the persona remakes to Celebrities?
1. If a woman with the base name Kate has changed her name from Katie, to Kate, to Kathleen, to Cristy in the past 6 months that’s Katie Theatrics.
2. If a woman has changed her full wardrobe three times in the same year as well as changing how she talks and what her hobbies are, this is an example of Katie Theatrics. Is this really a good use of theatre training?
3. If someone lovely feels the need to change their hair color 3 times in a week, and this is a regular pattern, this is Katie Theatrics.
2. If a woman has changed her full wardrobe three times in the same year as well as changing how she talks and what her hobbies are, this is an example of Katie Theatrics. Is this really a good use of theatre training?
3. If someone lovely feels the need to change their hair color 3 times in a week, and this is a regular pattern, this is Katie Theatrics.
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A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
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Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.
Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.
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Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”
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