King Louis

A monkey in the movie "The Jungle Book" Super obsessed with the red flower (fire). Likes to go by "Quinn"

"Dang, King Louis just tore down that whole temple!"

by Babe Gosbald December 28, 2016

King James

N. A generous, fuzzy god, known for its mysterious and glorious golden booty. A King James is one cheap ass motherfucker and will most likely be spotted frolicking with its nugget (a stout angry and smelly creature that likes to tag along). A King James enjoys a good beer and schnaz. Never fuck with a King James.

Sniff sniff...I smell a booty. Can it be? Is it a king James?

I love my king James!!

by salt lake cindy October 19, 2013

Carpet King

A term for a man (or woman) that has sex with a lot of women.

Person:He told me he's been with dozens of girls!
Person: What a carpet king!

by Jealousjelly November 1, 2011

kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

by GTips July 21, 2017

SNAKE KING

Someone who is a Snake, and the biggest most slitheriest one of em all. Liar. Cheat. Loot Theif.

Also known as: Sheev Patel from Addison, IL

Wonder if Snake King is actually watching a movie?

by Xhuxwkanzbx July 22, 2018

Tha King

LeBron James is the King of Court and King of the North. He is regarded by all humans as the Greatest NBA player of all time. Many deem him a fitting nickname "The GOAT"

Tha King- LeBron James . Current NBA player for The Cleveland Cavaliers.

by Great Grandpa Ohio June 4, 2018

king slob

1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.

"Dude, what's the deal with slob's fuzzy blue hat?"

by mel March 14, 2005