A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.
Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!
Friend#2: That's not even possible.
Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?
Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
Friend#2: That's not even possible.
Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?
Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020
Get the Gia Huy Jordan Nguyenmug. someone who is misunderstood, people think his arrogant and full of himself. Which is not true at all. His actually one of the most genuine people you can ever meet. His your friend and has your back, you tend to not relize just how good of a friend he is. Super nice and popular, plays sports and intelligent. people are sometimes amazed at how well he can communicate and relate to others. His someone that everyone always want to be around. Has tons of girlfriends yet always treats everyone with respect.
Person 1) Jordan isnt actually a bad guy his probably one of the chilliest dudes I've meant.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.
Person 2) yea I know, I wonder why he gets such a bad rap.
by Krayons 213 April 27, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him
Damn nigga you can never be like jordan
by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.
by Yahboi69696969 April 1, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. 
by sxwedcrfvtgbynhujminuhybgtvfrc June 12, 2017
Get the Jordan Juniormug.