The Long Way Text

Commonly refered to when your texting someone and they use propper grammer for each sentence.

The Long Way Text: Hello Matt, I will be there at 1:00.
See you soon.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 25, 2010

tag team texting

when you have your friends help you with the science of texting when you dont know exactly what to say to a girl. This does not apply to douches, or smooth guys.

-FUCK MAN! I don't really know what to say to this girl.. I don't want to say something that could ruin it. Tag team texting?
-Tag me in!

by STEFAANN November 1, 2010

Bust-a-Nut Text

Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.

A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...

by DTUrbanDictionary March 8, 2014

one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

by chris suave January 20, 2010

text-i-tude

giving "attitude" via text message by responding with as few words, or letters, as it takes to answer to a question, making the individual asking the questions inquire why you have an "attitude".

"Did you text Ashley to see if she is coming?"

"Yeah, but she kept giving one letter answers. I don't know what her problem is but she seemed to have a real text-i-tude problem....."

by Goofer9 October 20, 2011

Non-progressive text

A text sent that is part of a conversation that is unwanted; a conversation stopping text.

Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.

Later

Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.

by kiillrz August 25, 2011

One word text

when you are too tired to text back
or you are doing something else when you are texting

"i love staying up past midnight"
"k"
"it's so fun"
"ik"
"are you one word texting me? are you asleep?"
"ye"

by daisydoodooadallop May 10, 2015