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The Rolling Theory

This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.

* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
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Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.
1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!
by User2142069 March 27, 2020
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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Dead Internet Theory

A former conspiracy theory which asserts that 90% of everything on the Internet is AI-generated. This user say "former" because it is very obviously completely true.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 9, 2025
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pan-meta theory

Theory-of-everything

Reconciles panchronicity and panchrony.
Pan-meta theory explains why color creates music in terms of reflection.
by zanderfin October 28, 2019
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Infinite Elixir Theory

The theory in a clash royale short that when one side has way too much elixir, the video must've been edited and is simply staged for content.
"Yooo look at this! Double sneaky golem in the pocket!"
"Infinite Elixir Theory"
by a random guy who exists? October 22, 2025
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big bro little bro theory

a common suspicion of players that might be a cheater. happens when a gamer appears sometimes like a pro and sometimes like a noob. this is noob is referred as the little brother and vice versa.
player john: bro this dude is cheating so hard!!!!
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
by average discord mod October 9, 2024
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