Hayley's house

A safe same sex whore house.

Hey are you guys going to Hayley's house after school?

by Hayley's house May 27, 2018

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House burrower

A person who claims to be in an emergency situation and needs to need to stay in your house for a day or two until they find a permanent place and then never leaves until you threaten to call the police.

Hey, who's the girl in the corner texting?" She's a house burrower who has to leave by tonight or I'll call the police

by Endsurg June 22, 2011

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speaker of the house

the receiver of oral sex. involves sitting on someone's face and riding on them until your "term" ends

Diarra decided that after a long week, she needed to go back to her boyfriend's house and be speaker of the house

by pb2k16 July 11, 2016

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Halitosis house

the more scientific term referring to a Breath house, a male with breath which acts like acid on its victims, causing the watering of eyes and the prolonged decay of flesh. Halitosis houses also cause a degree of harm to themselves, which can lead to them decaying from the inside out, leading to even more severe bad breath, which serves to alienate them from the rest of civilized society. The breath smells like raw sewerage mixed with rotting flesh and dog chod.

Guy 1: geez, that guy's breath stinks of rotting zombie flesh
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL

by Phil Mi Groin November 27, 2018

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ranch house

A person with only one story (or one story about something).

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.

by Aplusplus March 30, 2017

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