Dr. Jones

The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.

1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.

by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018

dr. montague

A terrible band teacher that talks off topic and picks first chair by who she likes.

Dr. Montague is a bitch

by Moctor Dario May 18, 2018

dr. pede

A Cunt

Your a Dr. Pede

by Nsjdjdncncnd May 22, 2018

dr feelgood

my Dennis Jennings is the Dr Feelgood!!!

That Dennis Jennings is DR FEELGOOD!!

by dw express May 23, 2018

TL;DR

Means Too Long; Didn't read. Controversial to use it. If one is uneducated on it's meaning, it could be taken as a noise of frustration after an especially tedious, angry, and/ or cringy rant.

*insert tedious, angry, and cringy rant possibly delivered by someone who just came im close contact with death but emerged with a BURNING VENGEANCE*

TL;DR
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F*** YOOOOOOOU

by frisk-_-bitchface May 24, 2018

Dr. Pepper

If you want to drink something that tastes like calpol in high doses without killing yourself, then Dr. Pepper is a good alternative.

Since I'm too old to have calpol, I drink Dr. Pepper to enjoy the taste.

by UltimateDoge August 8, 2022

td;dr

Too detailed; didn't read

td;dr summary of ideas
Detailed version

by izontm August 10, 2022