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cloused

When you have a best friend who is no longer allowed to talk to you because of their boyfriend or girlfriend.
"Have you heard from Simoana lately?"

"Nah, she's been full-on cloused, too".
by kellogg2185 October 6, 2016
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Closet Hoe

A closet Hoe is a house wife. She has sexual relations with her husband like a hooker. Does what he ask and likes and gets paid with a roof over her head and means to buy what she wants. She doesn't get paid with money but is taken care and provided for. A closet hoe doesn't wait for a John to pick her up. She waits for him to come home. It's a saying Hookers at the point used
She thinks she is better than these other hoes cause she is a closet hoe!
by Red Wine February 19, 2019
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carnival in the closet

when a girl and boy go into a small closet and the girl gives the guy a hand job, blow job or fingers the girls.
( carnival in the closet is for example girl gives guy blow job in closet and then puts her head down and gets cum in her hair by accident)
by Christopher gaytano August 19, 2008
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Walk-On Closet

When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.
Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...
by Schmlaa. December 22, 2008
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The One in a Million Clause

A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.
Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.

Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.

Mike: Well that must of stunk.
by phuntime May 6, 2011
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closet monster

A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!
Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!
by Pimpin November 20, 2004
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closeted

I'm not cloested.
by DaMan November 6, 2003
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