Captain Kush

When you get some kush (Kind Bud) and grow it in milk that have had captain crunch in it, when all of it flakes off into the milk, and when you smoke the bud, it tastes like Captain Crunch. In other words, best shit ever.

John: Aye.
Josh: Wanna smoke sum captain kush?
John: Hell yeah nigga!
*thirty minutes later*

Both: HOOLLLLYYYY SHHHIIITTTTT!!!!

by FutureStoner May 16, 2011

Captain Blazingcakes

AKA: Captain Eroticcakes. Noun: A man that will not say one word for 8 consecutive days, but get him in the club, and he will get in 12 freaks per hour.

Donnie: Wanna come work out?

Captian Blazingcakes: Nah man, I get plenty of exercize freaking.

by Conswertin March 8, 2004

Captain Cameltoe

A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.

That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.

by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010

captain unicorn porn

One whom regularly enjoys viewing porn of the unicorn variety, and/or has excessive amounts of unicorn porn on his porn viewing device, usually fat, smelly, acne riddled, mentally retarded, and/or socially awkward

Yo captain unicorn porn has a ton of unicorn porn on his phone

by Captain unicorn porn July 12, 2014

Captainashbacon

A very Beautiful Aussie woman who is good at Sea of Thieves

Look at Captainashbacon she is hott!

by Wanderer111_EXE February 28, 2019

Captain Price

An old,stupid,over-rated and USELESS excuse of a Video Game character that CoD fanboys jizz their pants over.
Captain Price, ever since the very first CoD game, has been nothing but a dumb NPC that just kept getting kidnapped and left you circling an entire fucking dungeon, time and time again just to find out he already trolled his way out, and leaves you on the floor before deciding to go with you EACH FUCKING TIME

Random CoD fanboy: "OMGZ Captain Price is so BAWS!"
Random Gamer: "He's okay, but he doesn't do much"
Random CoD fanboy: SHUT UP YOU STUPID GAY FAG,YOU JUST SUCK AT CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY!

by Ghoul Dude December 13, 2012

captain creep

another phrase to call a "peeping tom", or someone who is just generally a creep or creepy

so we were at the mall chillen n we saw captain creep hittin on all the young girls

by christophorus September 8, 2010