Cado Beans

Avocado seed.

Pregnant cado’s baby.

The Avocado version of Cardi B.

Löwe is a little extra, like guac, but she’s not as diva as Cado Beans.

by WatermelonBean#TKS December 22, 2019

cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"

by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020

Jacob/beanos

jacob/beanos a person who likes looking at CGDCT mainly anime girls and is TRASH AT ROBLOX AND PHANTOM FORCES AND JAILBREAK.... and he somehow has a girlfriend that he is very proud of and always by her side at any given time he cares for his girlfriend...(I bet jacob/beanos still watches hentai)

oh hey wsp jacob/beanos

by i am good at chopsticks March 23, 2020

Cool Beans

An expression to show that you find the topic cool or that you don't really care

Dwayne: I'm bored
Me: Cool beans

by I simp for 2D men July 3, 2020

feet beans

another word for toes

omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i suck them?🥰

by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020

meth beans

Fake ecstasy pills usually containing little to no MDMA and contain meth or some other RC amphetamine. Users can tell by there low price (as low as 40 cents - 7$) , the effects of mdma last 3-4 hours, of course if your up for 2 days then thats a dead give away.

Kenny: "Hey Cooper, i got some good ass Ecstasy pills, they are 3$ a pop! The effects lasted 3 days! I can get you some if you want some."
Cooper: "Hell nah man, i don't want none of your meth beans. I only fuck with real beans."

by Imagrapeist July 12, 2020