Drag Attack

A state of temporary narcissistic hysteria wherein a person who is preparing for a night out in drag tears apart their apartment while looking for the perfect outfit and/or related accessories.

Whilst in the throes of a massive Drag Attack the spinning Tranny shrieked with frantic, eye makeup running frustration when a seventh rifling of her wardrobe failed to produce the missing suede hot pants she desperately needed for the annual 70's retrospective.

by Bobby Withit October 3, 2010

Blart Attack

the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!

2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack

by Captain Planet Jr March 14, 2011

twanic attack

reading a distressing tweet on twitter that results in having a panic attack.

i read your tweet about getting into a car wreck, you nearly gave me a twanic attack!

by hribasaur April 25, 2011

lion attack

used to show either complete approval or disapproval of anything you like; can also be replaced by many different words

Man! i just lion attacked that test!
Get out of my face before i lion attack you
You're lion attacking me off
that is so lion attack!
are you really lion attacking me right now?

by xGoldenBeautyx May 26, 2011

fanny attack

when some is shouting about something they are having a fanny attck. or if they are getting over excited.

karina: sammi this is not on you put too much vodka in my drink, are you crazy??
Sammi: jezzz karina, calm down, dont have a fanny attack!!

by poppopcorn December 5, 2013

sexual attacker

A person, usually a male , who comes at you aggressively ina sexual way and touches you or rapes you

Vanessa: Come here little girl!
Cynthia: no! Help!
Paulina: let her go! I am going to report you as a sexual attacker!

by Paul44 December 15, 2013

shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton May 17, 2014