Candy Cane Sword

A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.

"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."

by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009

passing out candy

Having sex on Halloween

Taylor: Did you hear? Ashley and Michael were passing out candy on Halloween!

by mikkied December 11, 2019

Sweet Leg Candy

Pertaining to someone who is gay.

Dude, do you see the way he walks? He definitely has some Sweet Leg Candy.

by dabigsescool August 18, 2010

Cotton Candy Cock

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.

Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”

by Labelmaker May 22, 2018

Candy butt stuffer

When a bandit sneaks into your hotel room and shoves candy into your butt.

Oh no! The candy butt stuffer struck again with a king size snickers

by Wanker Mcguffins August 7, 2021

Delicious ribbon candy

Refers to pussy, but only around the Christmas / holiday season

I took her ms Claus panties off and partook of her delicious ribbon candy

by Macsyourguy December 27, 2016

Candy Crush Binge

Playing Candy Crush for an extended period of time. Usually over a weekend or overnight, the person on the binge does not eat or sleep and does not bathe, they do go to the bathroom but they take the device that they are playing on with them. They have a glazed appearance and can become irritable when spoken too while on the binge. It is best to let the binge run its course.

She was up all night playing candy crush and now she has to go to work. Not going to fun working all day after a candy crush binge.

by michaeltoregon May 29, 2014