James Miser

The man who smoked once and is in the back of everyone’s mind. Just read the example

“Package for James Miser.”

by Adwatcher May 24, 2021

James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.

I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!

by James’s friend June 9, 2021

jaden james

The most sexy men ever has infinite bitches and just a lil zesty.

man i wish i could be a jaden james.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 7, 2023

James the bag

The act of ripping an empty bag of cocaine open and rubbing it on one's gums

Hey, are we out of blow bro? Mind if I james the bag?

by Shit McShit February 19, 2023

james

an awesome guy in high school who is a beast at borderlands.

kid one: you know that badass level 50 borderlands player

kid two: his name must be james

by 09829364746 June 17, 2013

James Blake

a very talented tennis player who could quite possibly be the sexiest man alive. Also, one of the few people who can make dreads look goooood.

Damnit, just marry me already James Blake.

by greengoddess August 20, 2006

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006