hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Castle your drive

To systematically bet more than others do in 7 card Texas hold'em remembering to have more chips just in case you bluff and lose.

You castle your drive in poker by betting bigger, and playing louder, but without saying a word, than those who don't know how to bet bigger, for more fun, knowing your hand may be just better gambling on your part.

by TrueBlueHue1 September 16, 2023

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.

The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.

by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

get her going drive

when you're sat on a tractor

get her going drive

by rawr_xd December 10, 2021

Flower run/drive

Flower run/drive
delivery of flower or flowers to an individual that has lost a significant other or family member, during the day or night

Guys we have a flower run/drive please remember the flowers and PLEASE no reving have respect guys

by Whosknives June 25, 2021

Drive-Stay

A word used by Jake Paul in an attempt to escape his immature behavior when he verbally, and attempted to physically, harassed Dillon Danis on December 15th 2020.

The Jake Paul version of a Drive-By.

It’s called a “drive-by” for a reason... nobody ever done a “drive-stay” - Jake Paul on Twitter

by OMGItsEggy December 15, 2020