living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.

I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.

by Lehmms March 14, 2009

Southern Living

a widely read lifestyle magazine aimed at readers in the Southern United States

Southern Living regularly features floorplans, and over the magazine's history, a number of these have become popular home styles in the Southeast.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

live, laugh, larp

An iconic take on the more traditional "live, laugh, love" for those brave enough to live well, laugh often, and enjoy a rousing weekend of Live Action Role-Playing.

I had no idea that Kim enjoyed Live Action Role-Playing until I saw the "Live, Laugh, LARP" sign hanging in her office!

by TheGodfatherofPRU March 8, 2024

live action

a cartoon/animation but reality

bruh did u see the live action movie of the grinch

by 99994 March 6, 2023

Living BeJrooooming

ANOTHER WORD FOR LIVING BEING AS IN PERSON BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LIVING ROOM WHERE LIVING BeJroooomings as in people's lives on 🌎 🌎 🌏 🌐 as in worlds located in the living room of the Supreme BeJrooOOming. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸.

I invented and made and created living BeJroooomings.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq January 11, 2022