turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.

Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...

by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006

bird-raped

1. Third rate, below average, not pleasant
2. Declining in quality

Lindsey Lohan is really bird-raped as of late.

by Jeff Scags February 26, 2006

humming bird

An adjective to describe someone's happiness.

James was so humming bird after he got his new car.

by hummingLMAH September 8, 2011

Bird Doggin'

Like sand baggin but worse. When you unknowingly sand bag a person.

Bro, You've been Bird Doggin' me all night with these pans!

by Soap Sally June 18, 2014

Bird Job

A bird Job is when you cum into someones mouth, they swallow it and then regurgitate the semen back up. Then the person who came licks the vomited cum out of the others mouth. The same way as a bird feeds its babies.

Dude! you like bird job's? That makes you a manrantula!

by Rusty Bottoms, Dick Nipple March 13, 2009

coon bird

Low life who does not pay bills and is constantly scamming to get by.

Look at this Coon Bird standing on the corner.

by Ninja Wizrd May 19, 2016

The Momma Bird

The act of transferring chewed food from ones mouth to another unsuspecting mouth, usually someone passed out drunk. Results in hilarity sometimes an ass whipping.

I can't believe Darell gave Germy The Momma Bird!

by Sirmoola October 24, 2010