Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.
from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.
a person easily angered or set off.
from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.
by beejammie August 12, 2022
Get the touch-holemug. by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016
Get the knob hand door touchmug. The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017
Get the touching davenortemug. by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019
Get the Touch the cornmug. On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022
Get the Touch your Cousin Daymug.