Guy #1: "Dude, what is that?"
Guy #2: "It's a Tom Sawyer. You want some?"
Guy #1: "Hell yeah I do."
(tastes drink)
Guy #1: "Shit's strong man"
Guy #2: "Real strong"
Guy #2: "It's a Tom Sawyer. You want some?"
Guy #1: "Hell yeah I do."
(tastes drink)
Guy #1: "Shit's strong man"
Guy #2: "Real strong"
by goldenhurricane425 October 6, 2010
Get the Tom Sawyermug. A freaking beautiful and HOT British actor! That deserves the whole world's love. Has 3 siblings and a dog named Tessa that he loves a lot♥️ Tom has won a lot of awards, he has also won my heart. Not only is he very good looking, he is also very kind hearted and loving!
by a.rtxaima November 30, 2018
Get the Tom Hollandmug. Tom Clancy is definitely the hottest man alive. He is known for making fucking sick sick sick video games aka Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos theory, which is a game that literally makes me shit my pants every time I play it. If you carefully analyze his video games you realize he lives vicariously through his main character Sam Fischer, who is so damn sexy they even made him his own Lego figure. Well anyways back to the subject, Tom Clancy makes Sam Fischer so good looking and suave because he himself never gets laid, and my friend if you were Sam Fischer you would get so much ass you would suffocate and die.
by Kevin Ball April 5, 2005
Get the Tom Clancymug. tom brady is the BEST qb in all of football he broke payton mannings record. he plays for the best team ever the new england partriots, they have broken many records.
HES A TOTAL HOTTIE
HES A TOTAL HOTTIE
by michellekhando January 12, 2008
Get the tom bradymug. When you start giving yourself a handjob (white washin') and then trick a bitch into finishing the job...
The Tom Sawyer, is when you text a girl to come over and you start masturbating before she comes, you talk her into finsihing you off and cuming.
by DCadvantages March 20, 2008
Get the Tom Sawyermug. by va May 13, 2005
A 5-cup beer pong re-rack with three cups on one side and two on the other. It is also commonly referred to as a Zipper, Special Olympics, or 3-2 Offset, but these people are uncivilized heathens without any class. A real man calls for a Tom Bergeron.
by treekin May 14, 2014
Get the Tom Bergeronmug.