Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.
Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet
by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 03, 2021
"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
by milk.exe May 16, 2022
A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.
Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."
by Phazerrr July 15, 2022
by StuckOnStupid21 July 17, 2023
Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!
Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!
Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!
by Flyluo January 26, 2021