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Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.
by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011
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Get on the Skibidi Toilet

To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"

I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.
Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"
by SkibidiDonkeyMan May 27, 2024
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Plunging Toilet

When one stands over their woman and plunges their penis into the vagina like plunging a toilet
I plunged my bitches hole like a toilet"plunging toilet"
by bagmaster_t February 21, 2010
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toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.
Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!
by anonymous July 30, 2024
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Skibidi toilet

The skibidi toilet is an intimate position where a person removes their toilet from their bathroom, they buy a new one, cut a hole about the size of their head and a space beneath it, then the person stays there until that individual target (lover or friend) sits down then the person pops out and eats their meal.
Bro I did the skibidi toilet with James, he loved it.
by Tyler the Skibidi March 13, 2025
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Skibidi Toilet

Some fucking brainrot man. Who enjoys toilets with heads T_T...
BTW TEAM CAMERAMAN FOREVER!!!!!!1!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
''Damn i'm a Skibidi Toilet sigma''
''Dude, that's why nobody sits next to you in break''
by imbetterthanuincallofduty December 12, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

(1, noun) A popular Gen Alpha meme created in 2023
(2, adjective) When someone is being rude, odd, or cringe.
Person 1: Bro, doesn't that girl have a GYATT?
Person 2: Bro your such a Skibidi Toilet!
by AutismMan June 1, 2024
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