A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
Get the matt desmondmug. by PandaFalls November 4, 2019
Get the Mattmug. To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.
Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!
by CarmaJ November 28, 2019
Get the Matt Bellassaimug.
Get the Matt Drewittmug. Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They always see when something is wrong with.
They help you to chose the writr oppositions in your life
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They always see when something is wrong with.
They help you to chose the writr oppositions in your life
You:are sad going to school and your acting like everything is okay
Mattes: I see that something is wrong it's everything okay?
Mattes: I see that something is wrong it's everything okay?
by ♡M♡ November 22, 2021
Get the Mattesmug. 
