Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster

This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.

by TLD69 March 22, 2022

Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home

I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss

by Le on January 26, 2022

testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

test

Absolute hell for children

Mrs. McSential gave us the test on Friday

by 5guys_and_a_baby January 31, 2022

The Echo Test

A test to find out if a man really is gay ! His friend or boyfriend put 2 fingers each side of his bumhole and stretches the hole apart, he then proceeds to shout 'Echo' into the gaping hole, if you can hear the word 'Echo' more than once it means you are gay !

That Micky Flan is well gay, i did the 'The Echo Test' on him last night and we heard the word 'echo' repeat 9 times, what a bummer

by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

Test

Test

Test

by anonymous October 7, 2021