money pie

(n) a prostitute's vagina

How much for a slice of money pie?

by Slavedrummer September 20, 2012

pie wanker

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie

Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!

by NNYGIRL May 5, 2007

Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.

Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like

by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020

french pie

A womans vagina or woolybooga

I finally got me a piece of the pie... french pie.

by gabrishs February 18, 2008

Pear Pie

When a guy ejaculates on someone's face and someone with a STD rubs their green discharge on the same person's face

Winnie: Hey, Honey you want a Pear Pie.
Crack Ho: Fo Sho but first will you gimme some o dat crack.
Winnie: Fo sho honey lemme just call one of my buddies.

by wryuoadgjl76588 February 22, 2011

nudist pie

a spa with alot of naked people in in, basically staying in there way to long, that they start shrivelling as if they were cooking.

"yo have you been to Tom's lately" "yerh joined him and his mates in a nudist pie"

by leandramcllapants September 28, 2009

meat pie

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

by owlinasuit October 29, 2015