net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.

This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !

by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003

douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003

dump machine

a dump machine is a term that describes the action of going to the toilet. in certain circumstances people often use this word to describe cooking up fucking dumps =.

hey mate im off to the dump machine.

or hey mate lets cook these dumps using the dump machine.

by gooseballsack December 28, 2020

Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

fax machine

on the low

what the fuck is a fax machine?
..on the low??

by NatalieBeee January 16, 2021

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021