swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new big dick energy.

Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021

Side Dong

When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both

Did you see that old man in the speedo he was flashing some serious side dong.

by Gary Gnard November 21, 2022

ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up

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Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up. Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it uuuuuuuuuuupp ooooooooohhh

by Naufalicious December 2, 2024

smack-a-dong

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)

Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.

by rr2 February 15, 2008