Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Piping Cold Beer

When a cold beer is being served by a waiter. It's used in the same context as piping hot tea

Bring out the piping Cold beer!

by Maanchies December 24, 2020

cold cut cock

1. A phrase describing something who is being uncooperative.

2. A brotha who has chosen a hoe over a bro

Ay, stop being a cold cut cock you sloot!!!!

Dude, that was pretty cold cut of you to do.

by Byron Sleepy July 13, 2016

The Cold Painting War

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

by Pissimism September 2, 2018

fap till it's cold

When you fap in the shower for so long that the water in the shower turns old

I fap till it's cold & my roommates get mad because there's no more hot water.

by Thecoolchameleon December 18, 2016

ass-bitingly cold

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

by inkstee January 4, 2008

Backdoor Cold-front

a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.

I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat.

by Scerino December 31, 2011