burp your turtle

to masterbate

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone

by fupabox April 29, 2009

Three-eyed Turtle

Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.

Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.

by Rveil July 20, 2004

Turtle-back Sack

When a males scrotum is hard like a turtle's shell.

Man, these tighty whities gave me a turtle-back sack.

by Ank D. Holla December 24, 2007

Bishop in a turtle neck

An un-circumsized penis

My penis looks like a bishop in a turtle neck.

by heyheybaybay123456789 January 18, 2012

two cats and a turtle

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).

Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.

by Rudelittlepig November 10, 2017

real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 07, 2018

mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

by Dognapp May 07, 2016