when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
by Mattman40 January 9, 2012
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by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011
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Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
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"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"
by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014
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The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair
The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair
by Squishy Frog March 23, 2021
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by Hunter Bunter May 8, 2023
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