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Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 12, 2021
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olive toe

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Oliver

SExy white male who attracts any female to come apon his presents. he always has sexy hair and has a huge shlong. Im talking 50 inches soft and over 70 hard. he is the sexiest and most hot make u will ever meet. because he is so sexy and always had a huge dick his one tiny midget chunky friend always tries to make fun of him but because oliver is such a giga chad the words bounce off of him. he is also a very tall and skilled athlete and attracts the hottest of women.
girl 1: Omg, have u seen oliver the new kid
girls2: yessss, he is so sexy and tall i just want to bang him
girl1: omg yes his ick is so massive toooooo
girl2:ikr!
by sexy giga chad May 30, 2022
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Oliver

A absolute dick head who find it funny to tap people shoulders and run he has 0 friends and looks like he’s a McDonald’s advert
“I hate OLIVER”
I know he’s a prick
by Fuckolliver August 16, 2019
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Oliver Thredson

Oliver Thredson is a fictional character in the American Horror story series. He’s in season two asylum and takes the appearance of a typical psychologist, but it’s later revealed he’s a murderer named bloody face.
You’ll never believe the plot twist Oliver Thredson was bloody face!
by Ahsasylum June 2, 2021
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Oliver

A man with such big balls that ANYTHING is possible. Oliver is the type of person to like Pokémon and always have a sexy platonic man by the name of Toby, Tob, and Tobias. Oliver also likes the color green, the number 100 and Tuesdays.
Toby: Have you seen that guy? His balls are so big.
Nathan: I agree man
Jax: Woah, are you talking about Oliver!?
Nathan: I thought thats who we were reffering to. Hes the only man with balls so big
by Xiballs January 21, 2023
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Oliver

A real cool guy
Very hyper
Bites sometimes
Can be cuddly
Likes string

Only eats the nicest food
ADHD poster child in the best way
A real good boy

Possibly a cat
"Oliver is doing zoomies around the living room again!"
by r.m. roe March 2, 2023
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