Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.

Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!

by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024

Irish din din

When you cum in a girl's ass and she pushes the load into a shot of Jameson whiskey and then take a bite of corned beef and wash it down with the shot.

Man, I had no idea how crazy she was until she gave me some Irish din din last night.

by sexynuknowit March 17, 2023

The Irish Backdoor

The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)

“Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”

“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”

by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020

Irish Dancing

A SPORT

Irish Dancing is a sport

by ocranwaley August 27, 2022

Irish Haggis

A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.

(see www.rosie.com for comedian’s photo).

The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.

by LA Wise July 19, 2025

Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Irish chillidog

The Irish Chillidog - After drunken anal sex, you remove your new chilidog and place in partners mouth, followed by two shots of Jameson.

Last night this drunk bitch was so annoying amd hungry from drinking Jameson. So, I did what any Irish lad would do and fed her an Irish Chillidog

by Adolf Oliver Bush 4a69 May 30, 2024