by Excusemewhokeepsusingmyhandle August 11, 2023

a child who has grey hair and is obsest with a specail needs girl also has never had a good trim ever
by harrison ranger July 26, 2022

by Stankybish September 13, 2025

This guy will always seem shy at first or smug but once you get to know him he’s hilarious. His jokes are a bit repeating so it gets annoying but you still stay around anyways. He can get dark and depressed most times and he doesn’t exactly trust most people but he still tries.
Girlfriend:Wow Connor was different today l hope he’s doing okay. I wish he would open up to me bring his girlfriend and all.
Best friend:He was telling me about it and l think he’s fine...l hope he’s fine he still didn’t open up that much
Girlfriend:At least you got something out of him
Best friend:He was telling me about it and l think he’s fine...l hope he’s fine he still didn’t open up that much
Girlfriend:At least you got something out of him
by #fluteproblems October 25, 2019

a faggot that gets no hoes even tho he is a sexy lad, he has a small girlfriend he doesn't talk to but they fuck like every weekend its crazy. Also hes a dumb cunt
by BigGirlDecky June 8, 2022

A Connor is a really cool kid who everyone loves to make people laugh with quick wit.
Someone with a fantastic taste in everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Connor will often be cheerful and can always put people around him in the best of moods.
This person can make a Scrooge giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
A Connor has a great head of hair that never thins out to bald.
Although Connors are magically perfect, Connor will make YOU feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will walk away knowing your day just got better for speaking with him.
Someone with a fantastic taste in everything.
Everyone's best friend.
A Connor will often be cheerful and can always put people around him in the best of moods.
This person can make a Scrooge giggle in about 3.7 milli seconds.
A Connor has a great head of hair that never thins out to bald.
Although Connors are magically perfect, Connor will make YOU feel super about your fat ugly self. And you will walk away knowing your day just got better for speaking with him.
Person 1, speaking of man in elevator,: "He MUST be a Connor. "
Person 2: "Why do you say that?"
Person 3: "I felt ewww this morning. A 10 second convo with that guy and I feel like I won award for sexiest person alive."
"Wow you're pretty much being a Connor right now, and I'm liking it."
Person 2: "Why do you say that?"
Person 3: "I felt ewww this morning. A 10 second convo with that guy and I feel like I won award for sexiest person alive."
"Wow you're pretty much being a Connor right now, and I'm liking it."
by Mel80sB November 24, 2021

This name often if not always belongs to nasally, short, obese boys. They have likely been coddled from birth. If you come across someone with this name, they likely do not deserve your respect.
Connor: you guys won't beleive my K/D in COD!
bystander: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Connor: I'm Connor.
bystander: *pumps shotgun* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
bystander: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Connor: I'm Connor.
bystander: *pumps shotgun* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by doublechromasomes May 31, 2018
