A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
Get the Only fir trees should wear tipsmug. When a customer tips a server at the restaurant with a compliment so that they may leave a smaller than normal monetary tip
server 1: how much did that table tip you?
server 2: 10 percent, but he told me i did a really good job...
server 1: oh man, that sucks he gave you a compliment tip
server 2: 10 percent, but he told me i did a really good job...
server 1: oh man, that sucks he gave you a compliment tip
by scarecrow287 August 5, 2010
Get the compliment tipmug. by The_dirty_nibbler9000 February 28, 2024
Get the snake tipmug. When the waitress hands you the bill and the tip starts at 18% and ends at 25%. You feel guilty and leave a 25% tip even though the service and food was not too good
Tom - Hey Matt, looks like they're asking for a $25 tip for out crappy $100 lunch
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it
by TJ2000 September 9, 2022
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by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016
Get the weezing bag of dick tipsmug. The Tipping Point is when a person realizes they are more than halfway through a class they despise. This is usually accompanied by a sense of elation. Bonus points if it's the last class of the day, or if it's before a break or fun activity.
John: "Oh shit, it's 2:40, we're at The Tipping Point!!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, only 35 minutes left in class!!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, only 35 minutes left in class!!"
by TheMailmann005 May 9, 2023
Get the The Tipping Pointmug. 