Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

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Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

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wuzzy bear

The most desirable of all pet names a man can achieve in his lifetime.

Lover: I love you, my little snugglebum!

Beloved: I love you, too, my little wuzzy bear!

by Stickadillo February 17, 2009

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Attic bear

The bear that lives in the attic, mysterious and unknown. He sometimes makes conspiracy theories about humans and drinks honey tea.

Person 1: That attic bear, man he sounds so cool!
Person 2: Damn we should meet him sometime.

by Emeana March 20, 2021

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Kodak bear

A breed of far-northern bear who loves to be photographed.

Admonitions of "Don't feed the bears" should always be heeded, including with tourist-friendly species like the Kodak bear --- sociable as he is, he is still a wild animal and is therefore unpredictable; besides, sweets can make even a normally-docile bear hyper and aggressive, just as it can with humans and horses.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

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