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Blarney Stoner 

A person of Irish descent who frequently smokes marijuana.
"Dude, that Irish exchange student Riley McFinnigan O'Connor smokes more weed than anyone else at this school. He's such a Blarney Stoner."
Blarney Stoner by amazingASK April 7, 2009

Tuna Stone 

It is a person that always coughs really loudly, has lots and lots of earwax and blinks at random times.
Guy 1- Whos that retarded kid over there?
Guy 2- Oh hes not retarded, hes just a Tuna Stone
Guy 1- Ahh, that makes much more sense.
Tuna Stone by oopsadoodles October 1, 2009

Drop a Stone 

Verb. An action you take to relieve yourself of a great pressure in your abdomen. Aka: go to the bathroom when you have to pee really bad. A reference to the pain of kidney stones.
Guy1: Let's go watch a movie.
Guy2: OK, but first I gotta go drop a stone.
Guy1: I told you not to drink that extra large Rockstar.
Drop a Stone by Johnny0 October 31, 2007
Stoners are the exact opposite of contrary belief. Considered to be different than potheads, stoners are more willing to apply themselves into life, they also have a stronger sense of the ability to learn.
Most stoners actually enjoy learning, where as a pot head smokes weed, often mixing it with alcohol or other drugs of choice.
Stoners enjoy sitting down with a bunch of friends who share their interest.* Talking about life experiences, religious beliefs, and other fascinating topics that often interest even the most educated person.
Stoners are not stereotypically brain dead, yet usually the exact opposite. The majority of the time, stoners are some of the smartest humans to walk this planet. Most cannot hold a respectable job title, not because they can't personally do it, but because society looks down on them.

This is pointless in the fact that, stoners are truly the smartest people alive and if they were running business, government, or other fascists of authority, we would be way more advanced and better.
But society as a whole rather remain ignorant to this fact and give up a stoner's chance to prove them wrong.

*Just in case you didn't pick it up,
That means smoking weed. : )
-Hey man, what you up to?

+ Nothing much, I'm thinking about this idea to boost our economy.

-Oh really, that's a good idea, you must be high, because I'm a stereotypical society member and I don't even want to give you a chance.

+ But dude, it will pay off our debts as a nation in about three weeks!

-Yeah, but you smoke weed, you stoner, so it won't work.

(Three Weeks Later)
-I should have listened to his idea....
Stoner by RonnieH May 23, 2009

stone cold stunner 

When you rub ice on your penis, then fuck your girlfriend.
Jeff: Dude did you fuck Kayla?
John: Hell yeah, I gave that bitch a stone cold stunner.

stone temple pilots 

A great rock band in the face of Justin Timberlake look-alikes that ceases to exist because of drug charges.

Many of their songs feature a signature "pause" 3/4th's of the way through the song that seems like an ending. Most of their music is slow but is in no way boring.
stone temple pilots by PW August 8, 2003